holy shit I didn't realize that one woman in...
what the fuckkkkk
fuck I'm an asshole
If commercials with rapping were made illegal
I think there would be peace worldwide.
showmethebedroomfloor replied to your post: I don’t know what it is about me I know that feel, bro. Except not really. But it was so profound that I felt it deserved a comment.
I don't know what it is about me
but now I’m even having dreams about eating pussy. god dammit.
lar-z-arous replied to your photo: Ramen is so much better now that I have my own… me gusta
I just found out Viola Davis is 46.
Louis C.K. is a nominee for the Time top 100
oh god if he gets person of the year please let it be
If someone says "Not to seem racist, but..."
They’re about to say something really racist.
I was going to wake up early, and I slept through my alarm.
This is probably my favorite song from Join Us. ...
stuttersss replied to your post: my desire for cunnilingus knows no end lol this is no laughing matter who here is laughing not I not I
my desire for cunnilingus knows no end
but they call me Dr. Worm
it is raining and I have John Mayer playing on iTunes this means sex so get over here
holy fuck how stupid can you be?
Fucking white people, I swear. Someone on facebook is going on this whole victim-blaming tirade defending George Zimmerman. “A witness says Zimemrman was the victim” Zimmerman fucking followed Trayvon Martin, you moron. He was nearly 100 pounds heavier and carried a gun in order to confront an unarmed teenager. That is not a victim.
If Carl Sagan was here, he could bring a tear to your eye. So could Neil...– Dr. Donald Olson on the common elements humans share with stars.
I think I got most of the fruit flies in my...
protip: fill a glass with red wine, tighten some saran wrap over it, and poke some holes. It’s sad seeing all those dead flies floating in drunken death, but maybe in a future life they will get revenge. oh shit what have I done
Unpopular opinion: I'm okay with the city's...
We need to stop thinking of every city council ordinance as a punishment from the government. We don’t like to acknowledge it, but there is some great biodiversity in the bodies of water in the San Marcos area, but the residents of San Marcos have proven themselves to be irresponsible stewards of these important species. Anyone who has seen the underwater camera recordings of the Comal and...
I have a friend filling out her will
she’s 21 am I supposed to have my will drawn up already I mean I really have nothing you people want if I die tomorrow my mom could maybe make a few hundred bucks off the shit in my apartment
the next girl who dates me
may god have mercy on her vagina