Patches the Great.: Archive

accidentalmusic asked: Not even going to lie, "Holy dicks I finally turned messages on," is the best title probably ever.
Alright, what is your name?

Or, I'll just keep calling you Patches the Great. :p

Jul 25th

accidentalmusic asked: HAHAHA. :)
This is monumental.
I feel like I've been a part of some history now. :p
Patches the Great all message turned on a such..

Jul 25th

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Jul 25th

I know this is an arbitrary and stupid complaint

But dammit Little Caesar’s, I ordered stuffed crust, and I got regular-ass crust. Now I have to wait until my next weight loss goal to get what I really want. ;_;

Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 24th

172 notes

Oh dear. Can someone help Finn?

icekingisanoxymoron: waste-ofpaint: Let’s see… Oh my god this whole post.

Jul 24th

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goodforgoodnesssake: Rick Perry and his state’s failure stop teen pregnancies with abstinent based sexual education Interviewer: “I think we have third highest teen pregnancy rate in the country…”Perry: “Abstinence works.” Crowd: *laughs* Nice input, genius. I wonder how much his GOP poll numbers would drop if he was just honest with the facts that are infront of him and he says that...

Jul 24th

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I went to Applebee's for the first time in forever

One of my supes asked me to go with her and a few other supes. It was karaoke night. Was tempted, but I didn’t want to embarrass myself among the waterpark elite. By the way, that motherfucking sirloin with garlic herb shrimp is fucking BOMBING. I asked for it medium rare and it was a perfect mix of red and cooked. It was juicy and tasty and motherfucking GODDAMN delicious steak. At...

Jul 24th

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Jul 23rd

54 notes

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Jul 23rd

Since I'm doing two doubles in a row this weekend

Does that give me the right to say I am doing a quadruple?

Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Today turned out amazing.

Anyone want to guess why? Come on, guess. No, that’s not it. You know why it’s amazing? This. Fucking. Movie. Also fucking fuck with the camera flipping everything backwards

Jul 23rd

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