July 2011
Why can't you just go for what you want instead of...
goddamn you’re confusing.
Be who you’ve always been.
Or at least who you used to be.
Fuck.
a buddy of mine is making out with his girl in...
so ronery.
The little chicks in the nest that was built by...
They just hatched
And goodness is dey some ugly shits
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good lord, this is creepy. →
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Every time I hear about people freaking out...
I chuckle.
Welcome to spring time for Texas, America.
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now, I'm no parent
and I’m pretty thrilled about this fact. but seriously, if you lose your child in a waterpark, I would think the first place to look would be the closest children’s area. apparently not all people think the same, and these people spent hours looking for a girl who was playing on a water slide. they were being really insistent and bothersome to me and my coworker so she could be found,...
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WatchPink Floyd was the perfect choice for this video.
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Eight more days
Until I don’t have to wake up cold as shit because my roommates like turning the temperature down to 60 at night .
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I just downloaded most of A Kind of Blue by Miles...
I couldn’t find a good file for “All Blues,” though, and that’s what made me want to listen to Miles David in the first place.
Then I listened to “Flamenco Sketches.”
What a beautiful song.
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Someone threatened to contact the internet if I...
And I was like
I fucking dare you.
People get so pissy about trivial things. Just because you’re pissed off about not getting six dollars, that doesn’t mean you’re any more of a special case for why I should give you said refund.
On the plus side, free watermelon all day.
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I have ten days to get everything packed and ready...
I’m so damn excited. I’ve been having dreams about this new place.
I think living alone is going to be pretty rad.
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molassesfeet asked: it was terrible! I ordered my roommate and I pizzas, both with stuffed crust and neither of them had it. my sausage and pineapple pizza isn't the same without stuffed crust..
ohdearolive asked: Can both you and Matt get a tattoo of all of highfiving in some amazing trifecta?
molassesfeet asked: holy dicks, you finally turned messages on
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Today was free tater tots day at work.
And yesterday was free movie night.
Tomorrow is “watermelon wednesday” and there will be all the watermelon I could want, which is exactly something of which I desire large quantities.
Then thursday there’s a big party at a dance hall nearby.
Then friday there are free burgers.
Then free ice cream on saturday.
I fucking love working for Schlitterbahn.
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Hate to say I told you so but uh
Told you so.
Next time you’re looking to place blame for a high electric bill, don’t blame me for turning off the A/C when it doesn’t need to be on.
I know $43 is a lot of money, but $51 is more money.
Also, it’s great having a room mate who kicks you in the butt because he loses things that belong to you but won’t accept any responsibility.
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Every time you eat honey
I want you to remember that you’re eating bee vomit.
Yeah.
How are you gonna sleep now?
Captain America was pretty cool.
Had a fucking downer of an ending though.
Nice night, though.
The place where I work had free admission to any movie today, so went with a few supes.
Also, I went to this fro-yo place where you SERVE YOURSELF SPRINKLES AND EVERYTHING.
Then we trolled around a playground.
pleasant.
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Remember that test that I thought had made me its...
Turns out I got a 90.
mfw:
Fucking apple
Can’t even get phone support from them without paying more money :|
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Scratch that.
Found it on my desk.
So everyone should do me a favor and recommend me some new music from my ask box, since I haven’t bought/downloaded an album since my friend let me burn the new Death Cab album.
I can't find my iPod charger anywhere
ffffff
this is the first time in such a long time I want to sync my shit up, and the most important component is mia.
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