well thanks for telling everyone how out of place...
sorry for not being Puerto Rican enough for you. sorry I still live in the state where you also live. sorry you raised me on English and that’s currently the language I speak. fuck this. I’m not staying in San Antonio when I get back. I miss San Marcos. I need a good drink, a good smoke, and a good fuck.
this bar does not fuck around with mixed drinks
fuck I’m tipsy in front of my mom. this will not do.
OH GOD DON'T KILL THEON DON'T KILL THEON DON'T...
DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL...
I'd like an American presidential candidate to...
“You may not be able to vote for me, but I WILL FUCK YOU ALL THE SAME.”
Go through DVR, Jurassic Bark scrolls by,
socialistexan: Instantly tear up. Go through Tumblr, Matt makes a “Jurassic Bark” post. cry myself to sleep.
My cousin loved talking about shits and his ass...
Some things never change.
Dear fellow atheists,
socialistexan: ^This^ isn’t a symbol of disbelief, anti-theism, anti-christianity, or atheism. It isn’t satanic. It isn’t “edgy.” It’s the cross of St. Peter. It’s one of the holiest symbols in the Christian faith. I’ve been going through the atheism tag and I have been seeing this a lot. No. Just no. Stop being so ignorant and making the rest of us look bad. Stop it plzkthnx. Going to...
If you play a Justin Bieber song backwards, you...
I'm in Puerto Rico!
I slept so goddamn hard for that entire flight. Now to stretch the legs and fill the belly. I love wearing sandals in December.
oh please let these children fall asleep
I just need some rest don’t do this to me
got there just in time.
like two minutes before doors closed. I hadn’t even put my sandals until I got on the plane. but now everything is back on schedule.
please let this line move quickly.
this line for security is atrocious 52 minutes to board.
I almost cried when I saw the baggage lines in the...
then I realized none of the lines were for AirTran. thank you, mom, for buying me a flight on the only airline with ten people in line two days after Christmas.
I have such bad gas.
this happens when I don’t get any sleep. blehhhh they’re not even quiet or mild they quack and they stank this is Adrian Omar Ramirez with the Adrian’s Asshole Report coming live from my dad’s guest room
wait how did Jack and Bro and Davesprite get to...
I just watched Vriska watching the Con-Air clip.
I laughed so loud my dad’s puppy started barking. This is my favorite running gag in the series.
Charles the Sexual Harassment Corgi
thefrogman: Hey guys… Guys… Guys… Look at my butt… [corgisandboobs] FOR TAYLOR
I leave at 6:15 tomorrow.
Which means I’m up around 4:30 to get to the airport at 5. Which means probably not sleeping tonight because fuck it
I was so excited to grab a new calendar from...
mikme12 asked: Well first off, the point of Davos's Character is loyalty and his devotion to Stannis comes from a certain respect. Also Davos does save Stannis from kinslaying at one point when he runs Edric storm off. Davos is not dumb, and knows that Stannis is not the prophecy come to westros, we all know just by Jon Snows Probable Blood that he is the Dragon Reborn and that Daenary's is just a...
Mep Mep Mep Daily news by King Herbis: Davos... →
patchesthegreat: Was an entire chapter of A Dance with Dragons really just Davos going to bars to gossip with prostitutes? God, what an uninteresting character. At least when Tyrion spends an entire time talking, he can be fun. Davos’s only worth to the story is watching more interesting… SPOILERS AHEAD: Ah, you haven’t read the fifth book, but you immediately believe based on...
Davos Seaworth and Brienne Tarth can go fuck each...
Was an entire chapter of A Dance with Dragons really just Davos going to bars to gossip with prostitutes? God, what an uninteresting character. At least when Tyrion spends an entire time talking, he can be fun. Davos’s only worth to the story is watching more interesting characters like Stannis and Melisandre. If Davos isn’t dead by the end of this book, I will transport myself...
just watched Super 8.
J.J. Abrams may use too much lens flare, and the aliens may all be poorly designed, but it was a good movie nonetheless.
I bet Quaithe is Tysha.
cuddling with a very lovely girl right now :)
she’s barking in her sleep.
my parents are complaining about grumpy lesbians
“How often can you say you met friendly, happy lesbians?” - dad. “They’re lesbians, but they’re friendly!” THOSE AREN’T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE I can’t.