Patches the Great.: Archive

well thanks for telling everyone how out of place...

sorry for not being Puerto Rican enough for you. sorry I still live in the state where you also live. sorry you raised me on English and that’s currently the language I speak. fuck this. I’m not staying in San Antonio when I get back. I miss San Marcos. I need a good drink, a good smoke, and a good fuck.

Dec 31st

this bar does not fuck around with mixed drinks

fuck I’m tipsy in front of my mom. this will not do.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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OH GOD DON'T KILL THEON DON'T KILL THEON DON'T...

DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL THEON DON’T KILL...

Dec 29th

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I'd like an American presidential candidate to...

“You may not be able to vote for me, but I WILL FUCK YOU ALL THE SAME.”

Dec 28th

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Go through DVR, Jurassic Bark scrolls by,

socialistexan: Instantly tear up. Go through Tumblr, Matt makes a “Jurassic Bark” post. cry myself to sleep.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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My cousin loved talking about shits and his ass...

Some things never change.

Dec 28th

Dear fellow atheists,

socialistexan: ^This^ isn’t a symbol of disbelief, anti-theism, anti-christianity, or atheism. It isn’t satanic. It isn’t “edgy.” It’s the cross of St. Peter. It’s one of the holiest symbols in the Christian faith. I’ve been going through the atheism tag and I have been seeing this a lot. No. Just no. Stop being so ignorant and making the rest of us look bad. Stop it plzkthnx. Going to...

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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If you play a Justin Bieber song backwards, you...

Dec 27th

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I'm in Puerto Rico!

I slept so goddamn hard for that entire flight. Now to stretch the legs and fill the belly. I love wearing sandals in December.

Dec 27th

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oh please let these children fall asleep

I just need some rest don’t do this to me

Dec 27th

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got there just in time.

like two minutes before doors closed. I hadn’t even put my sandals until I got on the plane. but now everything is back on schedule.

Dec 27th

25 minutes

please let this line move quickly.

Dec 27th

shitshitshit

this line for security is atrocious 52 minutes to board.

Dec 27th

I almost cried when I saw the baggage lines in the...

then I realized none of the lines were for AirTran. thank you, mom, for buying me a flight on the only airline with ten people in line two days after Christmas.

Dec 27th

I have such bad gas.

this happens when I don’t get any sleep. blehhhh they’re not even quiet or mild they quack and they stank this is Adrian Omar Ramirez with the Adrian’s Asshole Report coming live from my dad’s guest room

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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wait how did Jack and Bro and Davesprite get to...

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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I just watched Vriska watching the Con-Air clip.

I laughed so loud my dad’s puppy started barking. This is my favorite running gag in the series.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Charles the Sexual Harassment Corgi

thefrogman: Hey guys… Guys… Guys… Look at my butt… [corgisandboobs] FOR TAYLOR

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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I leave at 6:15 tomorrow.

Which means I’m up around 4:30 to get to the airport at 5. Which means probably not sleeping tonight because fuck it

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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I was so excited to grab a new calendar from...

oh wait

Dec 26th

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mikme12 asked: Well first off, the point of Davos's Character is loyalty and his devotion to Stannis comes from a certain respect. Also Davos does save Stannis from kinslaying at one point when he runs Edric storm off. Davos is not dumb, and knows that Stannis is not the prophecy come to westros, we all know just by Jon Snows Probable Blood that he is the Dragon Reborn and that Daenary's is just a...

Dec 26th

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Mep Mep Mep Daily news by King Herbis: Davos... →

patchesthegreat: Was an entire chapter of A Dance with Dragons really just Davos going to bars to gossip with prostitutes? God, what an uninteresting character. At least when Tyrion spends an entire time talking, he can be fun. Davos’s only worth to the story is watching more interesting… SPOILERS AHEAD: Ah, you haven’t read the fifth book, but you immediately believe based on...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Davos Seaworth and Brienne Tarth can go fuck each...

Was an entire chapter of A Dance with Dragons really just Davos going to bars to gossip with prostitutes? God, what an uninteresting character. At least when Tyrion spends an entire time talking, he can be fun. Davos’s only worth to the story is watching more interesting characters like Stannis and Melisandre. If Davos isn’t dead by the end of this book, I will transport myself...

Dec 26th

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