"when you play the game of thrones, you win or you...
filed under things I’ve said to city council andidates at the bar.
I love Halloween so goddamn much.
yeah, I’m going to class in costume. this is my favorite holiday, and I will celebrate it goddammit.
Don't mind me, just adding a minor tweak to the...
Born into Brothels is such a disjointed film.
I wish I had more people with whom I could Skype
It’s fucking Jetsons technology I need to use it
6 Easy Steps to a Last Minute Game of Thrones...
So when does A Feast for Crows get interesting
There's blue all over my bathroom
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally...
no you motherfuckers
I am not dressed as Booker T
I hate how every game of Apples to Apples
becomes “what’s the most irrelevant card in the deck?”
My costume is ready
and I pity the fool with worse costumes than mine.
How George R. R. Martin writes a Brienne chapter
1. Have Brienne ask someone about Sansa. 2. Someone makes a comment about how Sansa was probably raped. 3. Someone makes a comment about how Brienne is going to be raped. SRSLY
Why is Charlie getting so sad
Like every episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a reminder of how goddamn stupid he is Philip J. Fry levels of sadder each episode. I love you Charlie, don’t worry.
Jamie Lannister's sexual ethics
Fuck your sister in front of your dead son? Yeah, definitely. Fuck your sister in front of your dead dad? NO CERSEI YOU CRAZY
Joaquin Castro just bought me lunch.
socialistexan: I was helping out pass out flyers for him, and he bought me (and the othe people helping) lunch. That was pretty awesome. \ BEST LUNCH EVER
sweet cold front Texas
I could use a cuddle
but I’d probably fart and just ruin everything