February 2012
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my ex just told me how similar The Big Bang Theory...
no wonder she’s my ex
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get to know me goddammit →
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get...
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WatchWatch
sasssyasfuck: omg just listening to the silverware rattle omg loving that sombrero kid does not give a shit about the passed out girl because he wants dat cake
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
aveganpizzaparty: ∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)   
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holy lord my apartment smells awesome.
I can’t wait to eat this.
Feb 29th
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time to piss off fans of The Artist.
Feb 28th
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that moment when you're cooking in a slow cooker...
I still have like seven hours until it’s ready.
Feb 28th
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If Mitt doesn't win Michigan today
Someone please televise the moment his dad rises from the dead and slaps him in the fucking face
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I wonder how Rick Santorum would feel if I told...
before I got to my liberal professors at TState. doubt he read it, but I tweeted it.
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Martin Lawrence and Adam Sandler nominated for... →
I fucking love the Razzies. oh god, the rest of these are even funnier. Nicolas Cage and anyone sharing the screen with him in any of his three 2011 movies were nominated for “Worst Screen Couple.” Adam Sandler was nominated twice for worst screenplay.
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Oh, Jessica Williams
I’m in love. 
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WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TODAY WAS NATIONAL...
afallingsparrow: K. Going to get free pancakes in like two hours. oh fuck, I’m getting so fucking baked tomorrow. 
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ohdearolive replied to your photo: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan…. where did you find this from the mri store
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Feb 27th
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I feel like traveling around during Spring Break.
Maybe use Couchsurfing.com. I’ve heard good things.
Feb 27th
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I wonder if Cadbury will direct a new commercial...
I think most of the animals in that commercial are dead.
Feb 27th
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