so Malibu has a rum/tequila blend called Malibu Red

apparently Tommy Wiseau now works for Malibu

netflix r u ok

netflix r u ok

anyone in San Marcos wanna start a They Might Be Giants cover band

kidding

but also wishing I was part of They Might Be Giants

kawaii-villian:

tangarang:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

fancy ass cows

Cho cowaii

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I can’t handle this shit

[sauce]

This is not native!: NATIVE AUSTIN

This is a really fucking racist event happening in Austin, Texas. It’s called “NATIVE AUSTIN” and it’s basically a rave party with a lot of racist appropriated native themes.

Here’s the header for the event:

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Here’s the essence of the BS invite:

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And this gem!

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Me and two of my…

orelpuppington:


for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

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you are not desi: fat-amy-for-president: fat-amy-for-president: I was at Hot Topic and...

fat-amy-for-president:

fat-amy-for-president:

I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it

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This was an experiment. See…

infamousnfamous:


Sit. Good Boy. Now barbeque. Good boy!!


Dracarysssss

infamousnfamous:

Sit. Good Boy. Now barbeque. Good boy!!

Dracarysssss

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