jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via justmyluckjordan)

arcampbell94:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

arcampbell94:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

(via justmyluckjordan)

 
…as said on Snapchat?

 

…as said on Snapchat?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hollynthenomad)

bobodenkirk:

"It’s summer I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fuckin party"

image

(Source: ericpclapton, via fuckyeahtarantinofilms)

(Source: varysbueller, via star-blossom)

westerosbartender:

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I never get tired of this gif. Ever. Ever ever.

I’m going to miss Michelle Obama

westerosbartender:

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I never get tired of this gif. Ever. Ever ever.

I’m going to miss Michelle Obama

(Source: brooklynmutt)

you’re just saying that so I’ll move to DC 
I know your game Allie

you’re just saying that so I’ll move to DC 

I know your game Allie

(Source: stawmob, via enemy0gene)